Monday, November 5, 2012
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1 ...SMO KING
2.DRIN KING....
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Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan, kaho to Tmhare liye chand tare tod laau..
Ladki halki c Muskurai
or boli:
Phir bakchodi Shuru!!!
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MOST ROMANTIC SHAYRI OF D YEAR
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani
(-_+)
teri left ankh kani (+_-)
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Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?
Santa: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!
Police: To Ghar me baitho
Santa:nhi baith sakte,
iske ghar pe iska Pati or mere ghr p me
ri Biwi maaregi.
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Sex Pe Tax-
Chodne Wale Pe 100%
Gand Marne Wale Pe 75%
Boobs Dabane Wale Pe 50%
Kiss Karne Wale Pe 25%
Lekin TU Mat Gabhrana Dost, hath Marna FREE HAI.
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Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali
Sardr:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye abhi tak murgi nahi nikli
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A 65 year old man went for sperm count.
Doctor gave bottle to collect sperm. Nxt day man returned with empty bottle & told that he tried with left hand then with right hand.
Then his wife tried with left hand, right hand.
Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands, and also with her mouth.
Then his neighbours tried same way...
But,
nobody could open the "BOTTLE".
May god bless ur mind.
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This pj might damage ur senses to think
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What wud u say if a cow dances??
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....... Guidance...!
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Diwali Aapke muh se lekar gand tak sukh samridhi bhar de,
Koi bhosdiwala apki jhant k bal n ukhad sake.
Aap saflta ki ma chodo aur khushiyo se aapki gand fAT JAE.
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An apple a day...
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...becomes potty the next day....:-)
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1st line 2 write in exams
ALL D ANSWERS WRITTEN BELOW R IMAGINARY & WORK OF MY CREATIVE MIND
ANY RESEMBLENCE TO TEXT BOOK IS UNINTENTIONAL & PURELY ACCIDENTAL
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