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D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments. Please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME nd CLGE..
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College Joke of d yr :Lecturer : Ur head is full of cow dung
Student : Yea , that's why u cum n eat my head evryday! TEACHER SHOCKS.!!STUDENT ROCKS.!!.
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Har taraf padai ka saya hai
har paper me zero aaya hai

hum to yunhi chale aate hai exam dene

or log kehte hai sala sab padh k aya hai..
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Student agar 'PASS' ho jaye-
TEACHER-are aakhir padhaya kisne tha?
MOM-sab hanuman g ki kripa hai!
PAPA-are beta kiska hai?
FRNDS- waah yr chal isi bat .
pe pi ke aate hain.
but if 'FAIL'-
TEACHER- i knew that! Are class me koi response hi nai deta tha.
MOM-are sab us mobile ki wajah se hai.
PAPA-are tumhara hi beta hai aur laad pyar karo,sar pe bithao.
FRNDS- koi baat nai yaar chal pi ke aate hain.!
MRAL- every1 changes bt frnds remain d same. Frndz Rokz
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Just like F**K, we Indians also have a Universally Versatile word - BHENCHOD

As a NOUN- Wo 1 bhenchod hai

As a VERB- Zyada bhenchody mat kar

As an ADjECTIVE- Bhenchod launda hai

Now 8 different emotions-

ANGER- Bhok bhenchod

FRUSTRATION- Sab chutiye hain saale bhenchod

SHOCK- Oye Bhenchod !!

ACCEPECTIVE- Bhenchod launda hai

REJECTION- Gaand mara bhenchod

FEAR- Ab kya hoga bhenchod?

JOY- Sabki Bhen chod
admiTANCE- Sahi hai bhenchod
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Cercuit:Bhai
AMERICA ka Rashtrapati kidhar ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe.Cercuit: Dhobighat bole toh?
Munna:Mamu English mein usko
WASHING TOWN bolneka kya.
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Sante ki wife boli sex se pehle meri nipple chuso.
Santa chuste-chuste rone laga.

Wife- kya hua,

Santa-maa ki yaad aa gayi:-)
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12 boys planned to propose a girl

10 came wid a rose.
But 1 came wit a ring- Thts confidnce.

But wat about d othr 1?
Wo sala baraat le ayaa- OVER CONFIDENCE.
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Aapki "kanjusi" dil ko bha gai..,

hame b mobile k balance ki keemat samajh aa gai..;

socha ab apko msg na kare,
par kambakht ye dosti yaad aa gai.....
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1 of d sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hu,tum bhi kho jao,

English translation..

" I am lost,U also Get lost ...
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